Archive for the WhiteTightRight Category


Posted in bacon wrapped icon, emogaysian, nerd alert, nerd alert gayz, TGD, WhiteTightRight on March 8, 2010 by browndowncrown

The brilliance of xEmoBoy1987x‘s videos is exactly what we look for in a BACON WRAPPED ICON – hot brown chubby femme EMOGAYSIANS (yes people, asians are brown too — anyone who is not WHITE is BROWN in our world!) with gold bows deep throating marshmallows on long pointy skewers making videos for the WHITETIGHTRIGHT boyz they love. Whoa momma! Check out ALL his videos to hear his postmodern poetry and ramblings of a future icon and hopefully it will bring as much tears to your eyes as it does his because of “all the hair products in his bangs.” Dear EMOBOY1987 – YOU HAVE AN OPEN INVITATION TO MAKE A VIDEO FOR BDCTV!! Love, BDC

a video dedicated to Myles Cooper and tho we have never seen a white boy look so nick jr. cute singing to puppets with dancing strawberrys and muffins we can only hope EMOBOY will have a starring role in Myles’ next video:

and an ode to HUNX from Hunx and his Punx:


WhiteTightRight + Nerrrd Alert = Will Phillips

Posted in nerd alert, WhiteTightRight on November 24, 2009 by browndowncrown

WOW!!  10yo Will Phillips from West Fork, Arkansas gives me hope that we’re not just living in urban gentrified gay bubbles of liberal hipsterism and that real people in all kinds of communities actually care about something other than themselves.  He decided one day he didn’t want to recite the pledge of allegiance because he didn’t believe there was true ‘liberty and justice for all’.  He says this specific to gay marriage but in his CNN interview cites racism and sexism that exists in society too.  Way to go baby nerd – you are truly WHITETIGHTRIGHT!  He will probably own some high hipster internet social networking site by the time he’s 16 with a starring role in a Spike Jones movie.

click here to watch the interview with him on CNN
The interview is hilariously mind blowing — from the way he talks and the words he chooses to his smokin hot dad. Its also good to know that kids nowadays are still using the word gaywad and I’m excited for the day that Will realizes its like so super cool to be one. Maybe BDC should homosexually educate CNN anchors — cuz the guy interviewing him literally asked, “What’s a gaywad?” Did I mention Jay Phillips, the smokin hot dad?

click here to read the original article from the Arkansas Times

Erase Errata = WhiteTightRight

Posted in Brontez, Courtney Trouble, Don't Bomb The Moon, Erase Errata, Fabulosa Fest, Homo A Go Go, Team Dresch, WhiteTightRight, younger lovers on September 25, 2009 by browndowncrown

BDC is ready to party with Erase Errata this weekend! EE has always been one of our favorite bands ever since we were baby gayz in Olympia, WA jamming to their music in stinky punk houses. In addition to their performance at the Don’t Bomb the Moon Fest this Saturday in SF, lead singer Jenny Hoyston will be a part of a panel of folks the night before at El Rio for Funtime (including BDC’s favorite porn princess, Courtney Trouble and Bacon Wrapped Icon Brontez from Gravy Train!!! and The Younger Lovers). Wow — very sexy! BDC was so excited we asked Jenny Hoyston to answer some WhiteTightRight questions for us about EE, playing with Team Dresch, Fabulosa Fest and pervy bacon wrapping.

BDC: Tell us about the Erase Errata reunion! How was it playing again at Homo a Go Go? What can we look forward to for EE’s near future?
Erase Errata plays several shows each year. They are usually “fly-ins” to events like EuroPride or college shows so we’ve been out of the San Francisco radar for the last few years. It felt great getting together and playing for the hometown crowd during HAGG. We just finished Pacific Northwest dates with Team Dresch and began a recording new material with Christina Files in her Portland studio. We don’t feel pressure to finish the recording in any time frame. Erase Errata is an ongoing project amid our busy lives.

On Saturday EE is playing the ‘Don’t Bomb the Moon’ event and i have heard you talk publicly about this before. Why is this important to you? What can we expect to happen at this event?
JH: Jarrett Mitchell, who founded don’, planned this free concert/demonstration in San Francisco to follow up on other demos he’s done in Louisville, KY, Chicago, Portland, etc. There will be lots of bands playing from 4pm on and Jarrett’s amazing anti-lunar bombing art will be on display (and for sale) at the event. It will be the place to be this Saturday.

BDC: This year I attended Fabulosa Fest! How did you get involved with organizing it and will it be happening again next year?
JH: Fabulosa Fest will be happening again mid July 2010. We tripled our numbers this year and have some really big names lined up for next year’s festival so we are looking for a new property to hold it on. The swimming situation is obviously important in our locale search since everyone loves to stay cool in the water between performances. I got involved in planning Fabulosa with my partners (El Rio owner) Dawn Huston and Judea Eden because I love planning fundraisers and concerts but was getting bored just doing shows in bars and clubs. It is so nice to create queer feminist space and the participants have brought the most amazing energy to the event every year. I’m so proud.

BDC: How do you like living in Portland? What’s the music scene like there and any Portland bands u recommend listening to?
JH: I like it up here. I can afford to live in a house, which is such a change for me from Bay Area warehouse squatting. I come down to San Francisco every other month so I still feel in touch with music and art there. I’ve put on shows here for Lovers and Forsorcerers and a few other bands but I honestly don’t go out to shows as much as I used to.

BDC: Tell me about the event at El Rio on Friday. Will you be performing?
JH: Friday at El Rio there will be a live talk show. The hilarious host will be interviewing Kaia Wilson and I together about going to the Jerry Jeff Walker concert the previous night. Kaia and I will be performing a Jerry Jeff Walker song together during the interview. Courtney from and Brontez from GravyTrain!!!/Younger Lovers are the other guests. It should be wild!

BDC: What was it like playing with Team Dresch!!
JH: Playing with Team Dresch was an honor. Their music means so much to me. I completely retreated into it when I was younger. I stood beside the stage during both of the shows we did together and sang along – I know every word. the Portland show was a little more wild and fun. I took my shirt off during “Remember Who You Are” and a few others followed suit.

BDC: Most importantly — if you could wrap any musician in bacon, alive or dead, who would it be and why?
JH: Ugh! You are obviously a complete pervert! I would not personally wrap anyone in bacon. I just barfed reading this. Oh, here it comes again…

Glass Candy headlining Homo A Go Go!

Posted in chanel, Glass Candy, Homo A Go Go, the gays, WhiteTightRight on July 1, 2009 by browndowncrown

glass candyBDC is hella excited that Glass Candy is headlining Homo A Go Go this year!  They may be skinny white hipsters but their pilled out psychedelic anthems make our fat asses dance and that’s all that matters.  I hope they’re not vegan cuz BrownDownCrown is gonna stuff them with bacon backstage before their show at Homo A Go Go! Get your HAGG passes NOW because this show is seriously going to sell out — there are only so many gayz, hipsterz and lesbianz with assymetrical haircuts we can fit in the SomArts warehouse! One thing is for sure — if Glass Candy is good enough for Coco Chanel, then they’re good enough for BrownDownCrown! check out this video at the Chanel fashion show…

Vintage White Tight Right: Suburban Lawns

Posted in Su Tissue, Suburban Lawns, vintage, WhiteTightRight on April 8, 2009 by browndowncrown

sometimes WTR reaches back into the past to pull out the post modern goodness that is Su Tissue, the lead singer of the new wave post punk band Suburban Lawns. She gets our BDC approval for a.) geek chic (braces!) b.) being in a band full of high hipster boys who are probably hella annoying yet c.) knowing she is probably one hella crazy bad ass bitch. Here is a live version of Janitor (or is it Genitals? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!)

BrownDownCrown Art Party

Posted in art party, BeyonceWouldLoveIt, dancedancedance, DJEuropeanDJ, Galang Girls Doin it for Themselves, WhiteTightRight on March 24, 2009 by browndowncrown

the BrownDownCrown Empire is expanding.  First a TV show — then a blog — and now — an event!  Our favorite Bacon Wrapped Fashion Icon – Nadia Buyse as DJ European DJ.  She is being joined by Jenna Riot, our WhiteTightRight Girls Vivvyanne Forevermore and Lil Miss Hot Mess and DJ’s Carnita and Brown Amy.  check out the flyer and stills from Nadia’s pop opera and Movie Party movies.Party Flyer