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BACON WRAPPED ICON = EMOGAYSIANS

Posted in bacon wrapped icon, emogaysian, nerd alert, nerd alert gayz, TGD, WhiteTightRight on March 8, 2010 by browndowncrown

The brilliance of xEmoBoy1987x‘s videos is exactly what we look for in a BACON WRAPPED ICON – hot brown chubby femme EMOGAYSIANS (yes people, asians are brown too — anyone who is not WHITE is BROWN in our world!) with gold bows deep throating marshmallows on long pointy skewers making videos for the WHITETIGHTRIGHT boyz they love. Whoa momma! Check out ALL his videos to hear his postmodern poetry and ramblings of a future icon and hopefully it will bring as much tears to your eyes as it does his because of “all the hair products in his bangs.” Dear EMOBOY1987 – YOU HAVE AN OPEN INVITATION TO MAKE A VIDEO FOR BDCTV!! Love, BDC

a video dedicated to Myles Cooper and tho we have never seen a white boy look so nick jr. cute singing to puppets with dancing strawberrys and muffins we can only hope EMOBOY will have a starring role in Myles’ next video:

and an ode to HUNX from Hunx and his Punx:

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BDC hearts GAYZ on BSG

Posted in BSG, DZ drama, nerd alert, Toran, world takeover on February 24, 2010 by browndowncrown

The only thing nerdier than loving Battlestar Galactica is discovering it a year after the four season stint has ended. Maybe its just us here at the BDC world headquarters, but we thought it was kind of a known scientific fact that in the future the world is going to be ALL BROWN (jealous?) but I guess its ok to throw some whiny white folks for some diversity on TV. But as FEMINISTS,HOMOSEXUALS and PUNKS, BDC was left wondering — when the Cylons nuked the planets — where did THEY all go? There may be some spoilers for those hardcore fans but in the end if you were that hardcore you probably already watched the entire series three times and these tiny bits of information don’t really give away any major plotlines. With that warning — read at yr own risk my BDC BSG fans…

Our first answer came in the form of a TV movie called Razor that gives us a glimpse into the Battlestar Pegasus and reveals that Commander Helena Cain was actually a POWER HUNGRY LESBIAN who was doing it with a CYLON (Ilene Chaiken eat yr L Word heart out with that storyline). Sure she was a little crazy and basically freaked her frackin frack when she found out her lover was a robot but what modern day DZ hasn’t?

Although its not officially on the actual series but via the BSG’s webisode series, Face of the Enemy, we do find out that the hella sexy and hella brown Lt. Felix Gaeta (pronounced GAYta) is a big ole pervy queer who likes it both up the butt and with robots. The entire webisode series gives us a deeper glimpse through flashbacks into his life on New Caprica (and him falling for a Cylon) as his lover set out on a quest to save Gaeta who is on a ship that did not make a jump with the rest of the fleet.

The lack of queerness on the show, according to executive producer and writer David Eick (via this pretty horribly written article that assumes all gays need is a shirtless jock to watch a tv show) is mostly due to the fact that they are too busy fighting Cylons to worry about giving each other bjs.

And that leave us with Caprica — the newest spin off from the BSG series that takes place 58 years BEFORE the Cylon attacks and stars a wide eyed 13yo Bill Adama before he ever thought he would be trying to find Earth for a living. This show which is attempting to gain a larger audience than BSG (i.e. – ladies, teens, queers, freaks, goths?) is jam packed with the most important elements of any tv show – gayz, cults, teen angst, polygamy, ritualistic murders and Eric Stoltz. We find out that young Bill Adama’s bad ass uncle, Sam Adama, is married to some dude named Larry and in between being HOT and COVERED IN TATTOOS he is killing people and blowing up buildings. Is this the Dynasty of the future? I don’t know but someone over at SYFY channel realized all the gays really want is a shirtless inked up homosexual gang member to tune in. He’s also from the BROWN PLANET – TORAN – which we’re not sure if you have to actually be brown or just have a good tan… but in any case they do brown things like eat meat, play with bones and get discriminated against. Check out what all those tattoos mean here and we’ll keep you updated on any juicy gay gossip that emerges from BSG and Caprica.

WhiteTightRight + Nerrrd Alert = Will Phillips

Posted in nerd alert, WhiteTightRight on November 24, 2009 by browndowncrown

WOW!!  10yo Will Phillips from West Fork, Arkansas gives me hope that we’re not just living in urban gentrified gay bubbles of liberal hipsterism and that real people in all kinds of communities actually care about something other than themselves.  He decided one day he didn’t want to recite the pledge of allegiance because he didn’t believe there was true ‘liberty and justice for all’.  He says this specific to gay marriage but in his CNN interview cites racism and sexism that exists in society too.  Way to go baby nerd – you are truly WHITETIGHTRIGHT!  He will probably own some high hipster internet social networking site by the time he’s 16 with a starring role in a Spike Jones movie.

click here to watch the interview with him on CNN
The interview is hilariously mind blowing — from the way he talks and the words he chooses to his smokin hot dad. Its also good to know that kids nowadays are still using the word gaywad and I’m excited for the day that Will realizes its like so super cool to be one. Maybe BDC should homosexually educate CNN anchors — cuz the guy interviewing him literally asked, “What’s a gaywad?” Did I mention Jay Phillips, the smokin hot dad?

click here to read the original article from the Arkansas Times