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Jenna Riot – BDC & the TGD

Posted in Jenna Riot, TGD, Tyra Banks, world takeover on January 9, 2010 by browndowncrown

Jenna Riot is now the new face of Faith21! With your help (and hella tween voters), she was hand picked by Mia Tyler for Forever 21’s new plus size line. Forever21 (or as some folks refer to it, Forever31) is hella religious which means the fact that they picked a brown queer femme fatty to represent their new line is one step closer to BDC’s TGD – TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION. If we can slip past the Christians, we can do anything! She is flying down to LA for a shopping spree and photo shoot — may we suggest Jenna Riot in a sexy outfit as a DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE – chowing down on some In N Out and covered in their secret sauce between two extra large man patties? Regardless — Faith21’s current model, Whitney Thompson, is the first plus size model to win America’s Next Top Model and has been quoted as saying, “people should look like she does rather than skin-and-bones, which is disgusting and sends a bad message to people everywhere.” We couldn’t agree more! We just hope Whitney introduces Jenna to BDC Superstar TYRA BANKS so she can make a special guest appearance on BDCTV in a fat suit so we can really give her something to cry about! Congrats Jenna — now that you are the chosen one its time to show the world what BDC is all about! Click here to check out the other winners and what Mia Tyler had to say about them all.

Text a tween to vote for Jenna Riot!

Posted in BrownDownCrownTV, Jenna Riot, MTV, on demand, tween, world takeover on November 24, 2009 by browndowncrown

Jenna Riot helps BrownDownCrown takeover the World

Sometimes you read this blog and you see me write about how BrownDownCrown will be a household name and how we’re infiltrating your TVs thru on demand propaganda or interviews with MTV gayz and how this is all a part of our grand scheme of ultimate world takeover and you may think to yourself, I dont know about these BDC kids they just seem crazy they can’t take over the world.

Well, yes we can. Never underestimate the power of hungry brown people with fame and glory being dangled in front of them like a deep fried american cheese taco wrapped in bacon served with a side of sour cream.

BDCTV’s sexy co-host Jenna Riot has decided to use her world takeover talents to infiltrate the fashion industry! What better way to do that but to become Forever 21’s poster girl. Once they accept her as their own she will preach to them the values of BrownDownCrown and our household name recognition will soon become a reality.

Ms. Riot is now one of the finalists in the Faith 21 (F21’s plus size line) ‘Most Stylish Gal Search‘. Not only will she win $500 (which is a lot of Popeyes!) but she will be flown out to LA for a photoshoot and meet the foxxxy Mia Tyler (daughter of lead singer of Aerosmith). BrownDownCrown and rockstar go hand in hand so you see – this plan is almost foolproof.

BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP! VOTE FOR JENNA RIOT EVERY DAY ON THE FOREVER 21 WEBSITE TO ENSURE SHE WINS SO BROWNDOWNCROWN CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

click here to vote — you have to register yr email address — you get one vote every day until December 7th. Tell your friends. Yr frenemies. And the tweens — whatever u do make sure you text a tween to vote for Jenna Riot.

Crystal Candy Dreamz: Jenna Riot Music Video!

Posted in bikini gayz, Courtney Trouble, Jenna Riot, rae threat, world takeover on August 8, 2009 by browndowncrown

BrownDownCrown loves kiddie pools, bikini gays, astroturf and strobe light basement dancing. Check out Rae Threat’s photoblog for a great behind the scenes photo. The video was directed by Courtney Trouble and filmed on location at the Oven.

BDC Exclusive! Jenna Riot Video Release!

Posted in BeyonceWouldLoveIt, BrownDownCrown, Homo A Go Go, Ice Cream Socialites, Jenna Riot, Katastrophe, the gays on August 5, 2009 by browndowncrown

Jenna Riot has a new music video coming out just in time for the Homo A Go Go festivities! It is currently sitting pretty on our harddrive so we’ve watched it – a few times – and besides being hella BrownDownCrown, it is filled with hot writhing ladies in a kiddie pool, confetti laden gayz dancing in tight spaces and Jenna Riot rolling around on astroturf without missing a beat. The video was directed by porn princess, Courtney Trouble — who found time to make it in between receiving the SF Guardian’s Best of the Bay for nofauxxx.com and while editing her as of yet unreleased second feature length porn, Nostalgia. And did we mention she also has a photo show up at Seventh Heart called ‘Queers With Their Clothes On’? Whew! All that AND there is a video release party — this Friday! Not to be missed — there will be a special performance by Jenna Riot, Katastrophe and their long missed collaborative project, Ice Cream Socialites. After party baby. Also — the rough and tumble DJ Hot Lunch spinning Rock N Roll classics! If you can’t make the video release party we will screen the music video exclusively on BrownDownCrown this Friday! Jenna Riot Video Release Party

Bacon Wrapped Icon – HOMO A GO GO!

Posted in bacon wrapped icon, BeyonceWouldLoveIt, Brown Amy, Casual Lust, cult status, Glass Candy, Homo A Go Go, Honey Sound System, Jenna Riot, Larry Bob, Lil Miss Hot Mess, Mirah, Nadia Buyse, the gays, Vicky Marlane on July 21, 2009 by browndowncrown

Wrap HAGG in Bacon and Throw it To the Menz. This is it. Family Reunion. The Ultimate Gaycation. YOUR queer arts revolution. When August 13th hits thousands of hot gayz will be descending upon San Francisco for four days of full blown mayhem — Homo A Go Go. And THAT is why they are this week’s Bacon Wrapped Icon. Glass Candy, Erase Errata, Mirah and Girl in a Coma as headliners. Peaches Christ, Lil Miss Hot Mess and Carole and Mitzi as hosts. VICKY MARLANE, SF’s iconic drag queen is performing! Larry Bob is taking folks on a queer zine field trip. Samara Halperin is gonna teach you how to make stop motion animated films! Courtney Trouble is screening DIY porn shorts along with the fabulous documentary Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight, the iconic Maggots and Men and the hella punk Lollipop Generation. Dancing with Honey Sound System, RCHRD OH?, Pink Lightning, Rapid Fire, soul music with DJS Brown Amy and DJ Carnita! And wait — a fashion show curated by Chelsea Starr! Not to mention the 40 plus bands that are performing — She Beast with the beautiful Nadia Buyse, The Casual Lust, Dorian Wood, The Younger Lovers (and former Bacon Wrapped Icon), Partyline (with Alison Wolfe head Riot Grrrl), Purple Rhinestone Eagle, Hard Place, Hunx & His Punx, Jenna Riot, Katastrophe. All this AND a bar called the Gaycation Lounge, a group art show and basically the best party SF is throwing this entire summer. Check out this festival guide — what are YOU most excited about? bring it.

BrownDownCrown in a Music Video!

Posted in anavan, Bianca O'Blivion, BrownDownCrownTV, Courtney Trouble, hella ethnic, icy lytes, Jenna Riot, Paparazzi, the gays on June 30, 2009 by browndowncrown

BDC was busy this weekend — making signs, riding in limos, attending video shoots, filming our cable on demand personal ad, pool parties and hanging out at Paparazzi with Icy Lytes and Anavan! The gayz really know how to fill up all their free time. The weekend started with a video shoot directed by porn empress, Courtney Trouble. The video was for Jenna Riot, my BrownDownCrownTV co-host and electro pop sensation. Not only did I become good friends with a chihuahua in a hot dog but I danced my ass off and even showed off my double sided sign for the video (side 1 – Wrap me in baconz, throw me to the menz. side 2 – Gay Tacos for MJ). The shoot ended with a bikini party in a kiddie pool filled with confetti just as our favorite BrownDownCrown Bacon Wrapped Iconz arrived – Mo’Neex from Icy Lytes and DJ Bianca O’Blivion (who’s so brown her club in LA is called Pinche Way!). We couldn’t convince them to get in the kiddy pool but they made some cameos as cell phone photographers and then we headed off to a dirty leather bar to celebrate their invasion of SF. Here are some photos from the video shoot!